ORK GROT PISSTOL STRIKE

Description

This is what happens when Orks overrun a shrine world and the grots start feeling brave. Or bored. Or both. Sometimes, in the middle of a galactic war - with shootas roaring and heads poppin' left and right - a grot just needs to drain the skweeg juice. BECAUSE WHEN YA GOTTA GO... YA GOTTA GO. And this grot really had to go. This ain't just a model. It's a moment. A legendary moment. One of the most gloriously disrespectful things you'll ever stick on a base. At the centre of it all stands a lone Commissar - frozen mid-gesture, cap in hand, gazing upward in horror. A tragic figure, almost heroic... Until you realise what's trickling down his collar. But here's the best part - this set isn't just for Ork players. Use the Commissar alone, and he becomes a man shielding his eyes in a dramatic, cinematic moment of revelation or dread. Is it a Chaos daemon? A blinding drop pod? The Emperor's ghost? Or just a very warm surprise? You choose the story. Orks, 'umies, diorama builders, meme lords - everyone gets a reason to love (or hate) this set. And if you ain't into tiny grot bits dangling in the wind - clip it off! Model pliers make great censorship tools. Or leave the urinator off entirely and enjoy a dramatic Imperial officer in a moment of existential horror. Not all heroes charge forward - some just get pissed on. You can buy printed models here: https://wargameexclusive.com/shop/imperial-soldiers/imperial-commissar-before-the-drop/…