Dwayne "The Mod" Johnson

Description

Dwayne Johnson has been overindulging recently and so he will not be able to partake in the new "survival in the jungle while wearing beige shorts and shorts as a strong and stoic leader" movie. His new hobby is no longer lifting a single eyebrow at the camera - not because its boring, because he is physically unable to. His new hobby is now what he calls "a full time, unpaid, discord moderator job." The text below is from a recent interview between our ex employee and The Mod: "Hey, are you there? Haha.. I know this may sound cheesy, but.. I just really love you. I love everything about you. Whenever I see you online.. I can't help but smile. Seeing you is enough to make me flustered. Seriously, how could such an angelic person such as you be my friend? I really don't deserve you. You're so perfect.. my discord kitten. I'm in love with you. You're the light of my life. Without you, I would've never been this happy. Can we talk more? I enjoy your company. Can we call more? I like listening to your voice. Can we just be with each other for a little longer? I love you so much. I'm sorry if I don't reply, discord daddy needs to do his discord mod work. But don't worry, kitten. I will reply to you ASAP. Haha.. let me get to the point. Can we be... more than friends? Can you be... more than.. just my discord kitten? I want you to be my girlfriend. If not, that's fine.. not like it matters.. haha. I respect whatever you say. But I just really want you to be my girlfriend. I can be…